diff --git a/combat.js b/combat.js
index b474651..db95ab0 100644
--- a/combat.js
+++ b/combat.js
@@ -34,10 +34,10 @@ function punchAttack(attacker) {
     name: "Punch",
     desc: "Punch a nerd",
     attack: function(defender) {
-      return "You punch the " + defender.description() + " for " + attack(attacker, defender, attacker.str) + " damage";
+      return "You punch " + defender.description("the") + " for " + attack(attacker, defender, attacker.str) + " damage";
     },
     attackPlayer: function(defender) {
-      return "The " + attacker.description() + " punches you for " + attack(attacker, defender, attacker.str) + " damage";
+      return attacker.description("The") + " punches you for " + attack(attacker, defender, attacker.str) + " damage";
     }, requirements: [
       function(attacker, defender) { return isNormal(attacker) && isNormal(defender); }
     ],
@@ -51,10 +51,10 @@ function flankAttack(attacker) {
     name: "Flank",
     desc: "Be sneaky",
     attack: function(defender) {
-      return "You run around the " + defender.description() + " and attack for " + attack(attacker, defender, attacker.dex) + " damage";
+      return "You run around " + defender.description("the") + " and attack for " + attack(attacker, defender, attacker.dex) + " damage";
     },
     attackPlayer: function(defender) {
-      return "The " + attacker.description() + " runs past you, then turns and hits you for " + attack(attacker, defender, attacker.str) + " damage";
+      return attacker.description("The") + " runs past you, then turns and hits you for " + attack(attacker, defender, attacker.str) + " damage";
     }, requirements: [
       function(attacker, defender) { return isNormal(attacker) && isNormal(defender); }
     ],
@@ -71,18 +71,18 @@ function grapple(attacker) {
       let success = statHealthCheck(attacker, defender, "str");
       if (success) {
         defender.grappled = true;
-        return "You charge at the " + defender.description() + ", tackling them and knocking them to the ground.";
+        return "You charge at " + defender.description("the") + ", tackling them and knocking them to the ground.";
       } else {
-        return "You charge at the " + defender.description() + ", but they dodge out of the way!";
+        return "You charge at " + defender.description("the") + ", but they dodge out of the way!";
       }
     },
     attackPlayer: function(defender) {
       let success = Math.random() < 0.5;
       if (success) {
         defender.grappled = true;
-        return "The " + attacker.description() + " lunges at you, pinning you to the floor!";
+        return attacker.description("The") + " lunges at you, pinning you to the floor!";
       } else {
-        return "The " + attacker.description() + " tries to tackle you, but you deftly avoid them.";
+        return attacker.description("The") + " tries to tackle you, but you deftly avoid them.";
       }
     },
     requirements: [
@@ -103,9 +103,9 @@ function grappleDevour(attacker) {
         attacker.stomach.feed(defender);
         defender.grappled = false;
         changeMode("explore");
-        return "You open your jaws wide, stuffing the " + defender.description() + "'s head into your gullet and greedily wolfing them down. Delicious.";
+        return "You open your jaws wide, stuffing " + defender.description("the") + "'s head into your gullet and greedily wolfing them down. Delicious.";
       } else {
-        return "Your jaws open wide, but the " + defender.description() + " manages to avoid becoming " + attacker.species + " chow.";
+        return "Your jaws open wide, but " + defender.description("the") + " manages to avoid becoming " + attacker.species + " chow.";
       }
     },
     attackPlayer: function(defender) {
@@ -113,9 +113,9 @@ function grappleDevour(attacker) {
       if(success) {
         defender.grappled = false;
         changeMode("eaten");
-        return "The " + attacker.description() + " forces your head into their sloppy jaws, devouring you despite your frantic struggles. Glp.";
+        return attacker.description("The") + " forces your head into their sloppy jaws, devouring you despite your frantic struggles. Glp.";
       } else {
-        return "The " + attacker.description() + " tries to swallow you down, but you manage to resist their hunger.";
+        return attacker.description("The") + " tries to swallow you down, but you manage to resist their hunger.";
       }
     }, requirements: [
       function(attacker, defender) { return isNormal(attacker) && isGrappled(defender); }
@@ -136,9 +136,9 @@ function grappleAnalVore(attacker) {
         attacker.butt.feed(defender);
         defender.grappled = false;
         changeMode("explore");
-        return "You shove the " + defender.description() + " between your cheeks. Their head slips into your ass with a wet <i>shlk</i>, and the rest of their body follows suit. You moan and gasp, working them deeper and deeper...";
+        return "You shove " + defender.description("the") + " between your cheeks. Their head slips into your ass with a wet <i>shlk</i>, and the rest of their body follows suit. You moan and gasp, working them deeper and deeper...";
       } else {
-        return "Your grasp and shove the " + defender.description() + ", but they manage to avoid becoming " + attacker.species + " chow.";
+        return "Your grasp and shove " + defender.description("the") + ", but they manage to avoid becoming " + attacker.species + " chow.";
       }
     }, requirements: [
       function(attacker, defender) { return isNormal(attacker) && isGrappled(defender); }
@@ -155,7 +155,7 @@ function grappleRelease(attacker) {
     desc: "Release your opponent",
     attack: function(defender) {
       defender.grappled = false;
-      return "You throw the " + defender.description() + " back, dealing " + attack(attacker, defender, attacker.str*1.5) + " damage";
+      return "You throw " + defender.description("the") + " back, dealing " + attack(attacker, defender, attacker.str*1.5) + " damage";
     }, requirements: [
       function(attacker, defender) { return isNormal(attacker) && isGrappled(defender); }
     ],
@@ -171,7 +171,7 @@ function grappledStruggle(attacker) {
       let success = statHealthCheck(attacker, defender, "str");
       if (success) {
         attacker.grappled = false;
-        return "You struggle and shove the " + defender.description() + " off of you.";
+        return "You struggle and shove " + defender.description("the") + " off of you.";
       } else {
         return "You struggle, but to no avail.";
       }
@@ -201,7 +201,7 @@ function grappledReverse(attacker) {
       if (success) {
         attacker.grappled = false;
         defender.grappled = true;
-        return "You surprise the " + defender.description() + " with a burst of strength, flipping them over and pinning them.";
+        return "You surprise " + defender.description("the") + " with a burst of strength, flipping them over and pinning them.";
       } else {
         return "You try to throw your opponent off of you, but fail.";
       }
@@ -250,7 +250,7 @@ function pass(attacker) {
       return "You do nothing.";
     },
     attackPlayer: function(defender) {
-      return "The " + attacker.description() + " does nothing.";
+      return attacker.description("The") + " does nothing.";
     },
     priority: 0,
   };
@@ -280,7 +280,7 @@ function leer(attacker) {
     desc: "Leer at something",
     attackPlayer: function(defender) {
       attacker.leering = true;
-      return "The " + attacker.description() + " leers at you.";
+      return attacker.description("The") + " leers at you.";
     },
     requirements: [
       function(attacker, defender) { return attacker.leering != true && attacker.grappled != true; }
@@ -294,7 +294,7 @@ function poke(attacker) {
     name: "Poke",
     desc: "Poke a nerd",
     attackPlayer: function(defender) {
-      return "The " + attacker.description() + " pokes you on the snout for " + attack(attacker, defender, 1e12) + " damage";
+      return attacker.description("The") + " pokes you on the snout for " + attack(attacker, defender, 1e12) + " damage";
     },
     priority: 1,
   };
@@ -304,7 +304,7 @@ function digestPlayerStomach(predator,damage=20) {
   return {
     digest: function(player) {
       attack(predator, player, damage);
-      return "The " + predator.description() + "'s stomach grinds over your body, swiftly digesting you.";
+      return predator.description("The") + "'s stomach grinds over your body, swiftly digesting you.";
     },
     priority: 1,
   };
diff --git a/customs.js b/customs.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6b5db73
--- /dev/null
+++ b/customs.js
@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+/* AEZNON COMMISSION */
+
+function Geta() {
+  Creature.call(this, "Geta", 5, 15, 10);
+
+  this.hasName = true;
+  
+  this.description = function() { return "Geta" };
+}
+
+function GetaObj() {
+  GameObject.call(this, "Geta");
+  this.actions.push( {
+    "name": "Approach Geta",
+    "action": function() {
+      startDialog(new GetaDialog());
+    }
+  });
+}
+
+function GetaDialog() {
+  DialogNode.call(this);
+
+  this.text = "You approach the sandy-furred fox.";
+
+  {
+    let nodeFight = new DialogNode();
+    this.addChoice("He certainly looks tasty...", nodeFight);
+
+    nodeFight.text = "You stalk up to your prey, but he sees you coming. You're going to have to fight!";
+    nodeFight.hooks.push( function(){
+      currentFoe = new Geta();
+      changeMode("combat");
+    });
+  }
+
+  {
+    let nodeIgnore = new DialogNode();
+    this.addChoice("Leave him be", nodeIgnore);
+  }
+}
diff --git a/dialog.js b/dialog.js
index 5139577..0665334 100644
--- a/dialog.js
+++ b/dialog.js
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@ function EatDude() {
 
   let nerd = new Anthro();
 
-  this.text = "You approach the " + nerd.description();
+  this.text = "You approach " + nerd.description("the");
 
   let eatHim = new DialogNode();
 
diff --git a/feast.html b/feast.html
index c484828..eb5c354 100644
--- a/feast.html
+++ b/feast.html
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
   <script src="combat.js"></script>
   <script src="objects.js"></script>
   <script src="dialog.js"></script>
+  <script src="customs.js"></script>
   <script src="world.js"></script>
   <script src="vore.js"></script>
   <script src="feast.js"></script>
diff --git a/feast.js b/feast.js
index d22aa96..a111371 100644
--- a/feast.js
+++ b/feast.js
@@ -23,13 +23,13 @@ let prefs = {
 
 function join(things) {
   if (things.length == 1) {
-    return "a " + things[0].description();
+    return things[0].description("a");
   } else if (things.length == 2) {
-    return "a " + things[0].description() + " and a " + things[1].description();
+    return things[0].description("a") + " and " + things[1].description("a");
   } else {
     let line = "";
-    line = things.slice(0,-1).reduce((line, prey) => line + "a " + prey.description() + ", ", line);
-    line += " and a " + things[things.length-1].description();
+    line = things.slice(0,-1).reduce((line, prey) => line + prey.description("a") + ", ", line);
+    line += " and " + things[things.length-1].description("a");
     return line;
   }
 }
@@ -375,14 +375,14 @@ function respawn(respawnRoom) {
 function startCombat(opponent) {
   currentFoe = opponent;
   changeMode("combat");
-  update(["Oh shit it's a " + opponent.description()]);
+  update(["Oh shit it's " + opponent.description("a")]);
 }
 
 function attackClicked(index) {
   update([playerAttacks[index].attack(currentFoe)]);
 
   if (currentFoe.health <= 0) {
-    update(["The " + currentFoe.description() + " falls to the ground!"]);
+    update([currentFoe.description("The") + " falls to the ground!"]);
     startDialog(new FallenFoe(currentFoe));
   } else if (mode == "combat") {
     let attack = pick(filterPriority(filterValid(currentFoe.attacks, currentFoe, player)), currentFoe, player);
@@ -427,7 +427,7 @@ function struggleClicked(index) {
     update([digest.digest(player)]);
 
     if (player.health <= -100) {
-      update(["You digest in the depths of the " + currentFoe.description()]);
+      update(["You digest in the depths of " + currentFoe.description("the")]);
       respawn(respawnRoom);
     }
   }
@@ -449,7 +449,7 @@ function dialogClicked(index) {
   currentDialog = currentDialog.choices[index].node;
   update([currentDialog.text]);
   currentDialog.visit();
-  if (currentDialog.choices.length == 0) {
+  if (currentDialog.choices.length == 0 && mode == "dialog") {
     changeMode("explore");
     updateDisplay();
   }
diff --git a/vore.js b/vore.js
index ff90f7e..d6c21fa 100644
--- a/vore.js
+++ b/vore.js
@@ -13,6 +13,8 @@ function Creature(name = "Creature", str=10, dex=10, con=10) {
   this.dex = dex;
   this.con = con;
 
+  this.hasName = false;
+
   Object.defineProperty(this, "maxHealth", {get: function() { return this.str * 5 + this.con * 10 }});
   this.health = this.maxHealth;
   Object.defineProperty(this, "maxStamina", {get: function() { return this.dex * 5 + this.con * 10 }});
@@ -80,11 +82,20 @@ function Anthro(name="Anthro") {
   }
 
   this.species = pickRandom(["dog","cat","lizard","deer","wolf","fox"]);
-  this.description = function() {
+
+  // todo better lol
+
+  this.description = function(prefix="") {
     if (this.build == "")
-      return this.species;
+      if (prefix == "")
+        return this.species;
+      else
+        return prefix + " " + this.species;
     else
-      return this.build + " " + this.species;
+      if (prefix == "")
+        return this.build + " " + this.species;
+      else
+        return prefix + " " + this.build + " " + this.species;
   };
 
   this.attacks.push(new punchAttack(this));
@@ -215,15 +226,15 @@ class Stomach extends Container {
   }
 
   describeDamage(prey) {
-    return "Your guts gurgle and churn, slowly wearing down the " + prey.description() + " trapped within.";
+    return "Your guts gurgle and churn, slowly wearing down " + prey.description("the") + " trapped within.";
   }
 
   describeKill(prey) {
-    return "The " + prey.description() + "'s struggles wane as your stomach overpowers them.";
+    return prey.description("The") + "'s struggles wane as your stomach overpowers them.";
   }
 
   describeFinish(prey) {
-    return "Your churning guts have reduced a " + prey.description() + " to meaty chyme.";
+    return "Your churning guts have reduced " + prey.description("a") + " to meaty chyme.";
   }
 
   fill(amount) {
@@ -253,7 +264,7 @@ class Butt extends Container {
 
     pushed.forEach(function(x) {
       this.stomach.feed(x);
-      lines.push("Your winding guts squeeze the " + x.description() + " into your stomach.");
+      lines.push("Your winding guts squeeze " + x.description("the") + " into your stomach.");
     },this);
 
     this.contents = this.contents.filter(prey => prey.timeInButt < 60 * 30);
@@ -262,11 +273,11 @@ class Butt extends Container {
   }
 
   describeDamage(prey) {
-    return "Your bowels gurgle and squeeze, working to wear down the " + prey.description() + " trapped in those musky confines.";
+    return "Your bowels gurgle and squeeze, working to wear down " + prey.description("the") + " trapped in those musky confines.";
   }
 
   describeKill(prey) {
-    return "The " + prey.description() + " abruptly stops struggling, overpowered by your winding intestines.";
+    return prey.description("The") + " abruptly stops struggling, overpowered by your winding intestines.";
   }
 
   describeFinish(prey) {
@@ -319,12 +330,12 @@ function plead(predator) {
       if (escape) {
         return {
           "escape": escape,
-          "lines": ["You plead for the " + predator.description() + " to let you free, and they begrudingly agree, horking you up and leaving you shivering on the ground"]
+          "lines": ["You plead for " + predator.description("the") + " to let you free, and they begrudingly agree, horking you up and leaving you shivering on the ground"]
         };
       } else {
         return {
           "escape": escape,
-          "lines": ["You plead with the " + predator.description() + " to let you go, but they refuse."]
+          "lines": ["You plead with " + predator.description("the") + " to let you go, but they refuse."]
         };
       }
     }
@@ -341,12 +352,12 @@ function struggle(predator) {
       if (escape) {
         return {
           "escape": escape,
-          "lines": ["You struggle and squirm, forcing the " + predator.description() + " to hork you up. They groan and stumble away, exhausted by your efforts."]
+          "lines": ["You struggle and squirm, forcing " + predator.description("the") + " to hork you up. They groan and stumble away, exhausted by your efforts."]
         };
       } else {
         return {
           "escape": escape,
-          "lines": ["You squirm and writhe within the " + predator.description() + " to no avail."]
+          "lines": ["You squirm and writhe within " + predator.description("the") + " to no avail."]
         };
       }
     }
@@ -360,7 +371,7 @@ function rub(predator) {
     struggle: function(player) {
       return {
         "escape": false,
-        "lines": ["You rub the walls of your predator's belly. At least the " + predator.description() + " is getting something out of this."]
+        "lines": ["You rub the walls of your predator's belly. At least " + predator.description("the") + " is getting something out of this."]
       };
     }
   };
diff --git a/world.js b/world.js
index 06c91f7..3d4ed90 100644
--- a/world.js
+++ b/world.js
@@ -169,7 +169,8 @@ let locationsSrc = [
       }
     ],
     "objs": [
-      NatureTrailExercise
+      NatureTrailExercise,
+      GetaObj
     ]
   },
   {