"use strict"; function attack(attacker, defender, baseDamage) { let damage = Math.round((Math.random() * 0.5 - 0.25 + 1) * baseDamage); defender.health -= damage; return damage; } function punchAttack(attacker) { return { name: "Punch", desc: "Punch a nerd", attack: function(defender) { return "You punch the " + defender.description() + " for " + attack(attacker, defender, attacker.str) + " damage"; }, attackPlayer: function(defender) { return "The " + attacker.description() + " punches you for " + attack(attacker, defender, attacker.str) + " damage"; } }; } function flankAttack(attacker) { return { name: "Flank", desc: "Be sneaky", attack: function(defender) { return "You run around the " + defender.description() + " and attack for " + attack(attacker, defender, attacker.dex) + " damage"; }, attackPlayer: function(defender) { return "The " + attacker.description() + " runs past you, then turns and hits you for " + attack(attacker, defender, attacker.str) + " damage"; } }; } function devourPlayer(attacker) { return { name: "Devours YOU!", desc: "You won't see this", conditions: [ function(prefs) { return prefs.player.prey; } ], requirements: [ function(attacker, defender) { return attacker.leering == true; } ], attackPlayer: function(defender) { changeMode("eaten"); return "The voracious " + attacker.description() + " pins you down and devours you in seconds."; } } } function leer(attacker) { return { name: "Leer", desc: "Leer at something", attackPlayer: function(defender) { attacker.leering = true; return "The " + attacker.description() + " leers at you."; }, requirements: [ function(attacker, defender) { return attacker.leering != true; } ] }; } function poke(attacker) { return { name: "Poke", desc: "Poke a nerd", attackPlayer: function(defender) { return "The " + attacker.description() + " pokes you on the snout for " + attack(attacker, defender, 1e12) + " damage"; } }; } function digestPlayerStomach(predator,damage=20) { return { digest: function(player) { attack(predator, player, damage); return "The " + predator.description() + "'s stomach grinds over your body, swiftly digesting you."; } }; }