diff --git a/constants.js b/constants.js
index f0f682e..e8c9c02 100644
--- a/constants.js
+++ b/constants.js
@@ -1008,6 +1008,7 @@ const clickVictimUpgradeText = {
 // state.ownedUpgrades == ownedUpgrades
 // state.resources == resources
 // state.currentProductivity == currentProductivity
+// state.belongings == belongings
 
 const news = [
   {
@@ -1027,5 +1028,21 @@ const news = [
     lines: [
       state => "You have at least 100 food. Wow!"
     ]
+  },
+  {
+    condition: state => {
+      return state.currentProductivity.food > 100;
+    },
+    lines: [
+      state => "You're eating more than 100 food per second. Wow!"
+    ]
+  },
+  {
+    condition: state => {
+      return state.belongings.micro.count >= 50;
+    },
+    lines: [
+      state => "You have at least 50 micros. Wow!"
+    ]
   }
 ]
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/gorge.js b/gorge.js
index 266d20d..98e2a6f 100644
--- a/gorge.js
+++ b/gorge.js
@@ -650,7 +650,8 @@ function doNews() {
   const state = {
     ownedUpgrades: ownedUpgrades,
     resources: resources,
-    currentProductivity: currentProductivity
+    currentProductivity: currentProductivity,
+    belongings: belongings
   };
 
   let options = [];