Add more news. Add pronoun settings to make news-writing easier

Lets you set subject/possessive/object pronouns, for maximum grammatical validity

constants.js

@@ -1098,7 +1098,7 @@ const helperUpgradeText = {
         "desc": "Why bother chasing them, really?"
       },
       {
-        "name": "",
+        "name": "Servants",
         "desc": "Why bother walking anywhere, really?"
       }
     ],
@@ -1271,6 +1271,7 @@ const news = [
 function createNews() {
   createNewsFoodAmount();
   createNewsFoodRate();
+  createNewsFoodRatePermanent();
   createNewsBuildingCount();
 }
 
@@ -1303,6 +1304,23 @@ function createNewsFoodRate() {
   };
 }
 
+function createNewsFoodRatePermanent() {
+  let counter = 0;
+  for (let set of newsFoodRatePermanentText) {
+    const factor = counter;
+    let cond = state => {
+        return state.currentProductivity.food >= 5*Math.pow(10, factor)
+      }
+
+    news.push({
+      condition: cond,
+      lines: set
+    });
+
+    counter += 1;
+  };
+}
+
 function createNewsBuildingCount() {
   Object.entries(newsBuildingCountText).forEach(([key, sets]) => {
     for (let [i, set] of sets.entries()) {
@@ -1355,17 +1373,30 @@ const newsFoodRateText = [
   ]
 ]
 
+const newsFoodRatePermanentText = [
+  [
+    state => "Should we be concerned by " + macroDesc.name + "'s ever-growing hunger? \"No,\" says local " + macroDesc.species + "."
+  ],
+  [
+    state => weekday() + " night football game cancelled due to " + macroDesc.species + " slobbering all over the field."
+  ],
+  [
+    state => weekday() + " night football game cancelled due to " + macroDesc.species + " eating everyone involved."
+  ]
+]
+
 const newsBuildingCountText = {
   micro: [
     [
-      state => "Micro-only diet: fad or fact? Our experts weigh in."
+      state => "Micro-only diet: fad or fact? Our experts weigh in.",
+      state => "\"What's the deal with micros, anyway?\" asks local comedian."
     ],
     [
       state => "\"I don't have a problem,\" says macro eating " + showBuilding("micro") + " per second",
       state => "\"Isn't it weird how macros eat so many micros?\" asked confused citizen. \"Like, doesn't that mean they're double micros?\""
     ],
     [
-      state => "Local macro celebrated for cleaning up the \"unending tide\" of micros"
+      state => "Local macro celebrated for cleaning up the \"unending tide\" of micros",
     ],
     [
       state => "That's a lot of micros."
@@ -1396,6 +1427,9 @@ const newsBuildingCountText = {
   bus: [
     [
       state => "Macro craze fuels explosion in bus ridership."
+    ],
+    [
+      state => "Isn't it kind of weird how well-designed buses are for macros? Like, really. I saw a " + macroDesc.name + " stick one up " + macroDesc.proPossessive + " a-"
     ]
   ],
   house: [
@@ -1453,12 +1487,13 @@ const newsBuildingCountText = {
   ],
   planet: [
     [
-      state => "The Earth has been eaten. Everyone on it has been eaten."
+      state => "The Earth has been eaten. Everyone on it has been eaten.",
+      state => macroDesc.name + " has eaten the entire planet."
     ]
   ],
   "solar-system": [
     [
-      state => "Scientists propose new \"" + macroDesc.name + " unit\" to replace the outdated Astronomical Unit."
+      state => "Scientists propose new \"" + macroDesc.name + " Unit\" to replace the outdated Astronomical Unit."
     ]
   ],
   galaxy: [
@@ -1560,16 +1595,34 @@ const statTypes = {
 
 const options = {
   name: {
-    name: "Your name",
+    name: "Name",
     type: "text",
     set: value => macroDesc.name = value,
     get: () => macroDesc.name
   },
   species: {
-    name: "Your species",
+    name: "Species",
     type: "text",
     set: value => macroDesc.species = value,
     get: () => macroDesc.species
+  },
+  subject: {
+    name: "Subject pronoun (e.g. he/she)",
+    type: "text",
+    set: value => macroDesc.proSubject = value,
+    get: () => macroDesc.proSubject
+  },
+  possessive: {
+    name: "Possessive pronoun (e.g. his/her)",
+    type: "text",
+    set: value => macroDesc.proPossessive = value,
+    get: () => macroDesc.proPossessive
+  },
+  object: {
+    name: "Object pronoun (e.g. him/her)",
+    type: "text",
+    set: value => macroDesc.proObject = value,
+    get: () => macroDesc.proObject
   }
 }
 deepFreeze(prodUpgradeText);

gorge.js

@@ -6,7 +6,10 @@ const stats = {};
 
 const macroDesc = {
   name: "Fen",
-  species: "crux"
+  species: "crux",
+  proSubject: "he",
+  proObject: "him",
+  proPossessive: "his",
 }
 
 const ownedUpgrades = {};

util.js

@@ -49,3 +49,7 @@ function showBuilding(key) {
 function capitalize(string) {
   return string[0].toUpperCase() + string.slice(1)
 }
+
+function weekday() {
+  return ["Sunday", "Monday", "Tuesday", "Wednesday", "Thursday", "Friday", "Saturday"][(new Date()).getDay()];
+}