From 4927709153f92f00590e155155820aa4f47c7089 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Fen Dweller <chemicalcrux@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 10 Dec 2019 13:31:03 -0500
Subject: [PATCH] Add flavor text for the remaining upgrades

---
 constants.js | 136 +++++++++++++++++++++++++--------------------------
 1 file changed, 68 insertions(+), 68 deletions(-)

diff --git a/constants.js b/constants.js
index 4c695e3..0392522 100644
--- a/constants.js
+++ b/constants.js
@@ -666,70 +666,70 @@ let prodUpgradeText = {
       "desc": "It's a regional emergency! Feed the poor beast!"
     },
     {
-      "name": "Two Capitals",
-      "desc": "Whilst you devour one, the other is being rebuilt. So efficient!"
+      "name": "Arcologies",
+      "desc": "Just put everyone in one building. One big building."
     }
   ],
   "country": [
     {
       "name": "Country Roads",
-      "desc": "Take me hooooooome / to the plaaaaaace / where GULP"
+      "desc": "Take me hooooooome / to the plaaaaaace / where GULP."
     },
     {
       "name": "Election Mawnth",
       "desc": "Get out the vote! Get in the monster!"
     },
     {
-      "name": "country-3",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Voretime Economy",
+      "desc": "Better than a wartime economy."
     },
     {
-      "name": "country-4",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Two-Party Stomach",
+      "desc": "We take the parties, and we put them in the stomach. Truly bipartisan!"
     },
     {
-      "name": "country-5",
-      "desc": ""
-    }
+      "name": "Civil Vore",
+      "desc": "I ran out of puns."
+    },
   ],
   "continent": [
     {
-      "name": "continent-1",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Continental Drift",
+      "desc": "Drifting right into your mouth."
     },
     {
-      "name": "continent-2",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Queso",
+      "desc": "To go with the continent chips."
     },
     {
-      "name": "continent-3",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "More Queso",
+      "desc": "To go with the queso and the continent chips."
     },
     {
-      "name": "continent-4",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Pangaea",
+      "desc": "It's like a BIG corn chip."
     },
     {
-      "name": "continent-5",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Extra Dip",
+      "desc": "MORE."
     }
   ],
   "planet": [
     {
-      "name": "planet-1",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Flat Earth Rebuttal",
+      "desc": "A flat earth wouldn't have the chewy center."
     },
     {
-      "name": "planet-2",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Extra Quarters",
+      "desc": "To put in the gumball machine."
     },
     {
-      "name": "planet-3",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Earth-Like Planets",
+      "desc": "They're a *lot* easier to eat than the gas giants."
     },
     {
-      "name": "planet-4",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Ringworlds",
+      "desc": "They're artificial, yes, but they're very nutritious."
     },
     {
       "name": "BFG",
@@ -738,90 +738,90 @@ let prodUpgradeText = {
   ],
   "solar-system": [
     {
-      "name": "solar-system-1",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Sol Survivor",
+      "desc": "Just kidding! Sol didn't survive."
     },
     {
-      "name": "solar-system-2",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Solar Snacks",
+      "desc": "Betcha' can't just eat one."
     },
     {
-      "name": "solar-system-3",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Orbital Plain",
+      "desc": "Sometimes you just want the vanilla flavor."
     },
     {
-      "name": "solar-system-4",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Comet Cruncher",
+      "desc": "A refreshing icy treat."
     },
     {
-      "name": "solar-system-5",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Vorrery",
+      "desc": "Orrery. Vorrery. Heh."
     }
   ],
   "galaxy": [
     {
-      "name": "galaxy-1",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Galactic Hitman",
+      "desc": "You're basically a hitman, right? You're taking people out."
     },
     {
-      "name": "galaxy-2",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Mass Effect",
+      "desc": "All of the mass you're eating is gonna have an effect on your waistline."
     },
     {
-      "name": "galaxy-3",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Star Vores",
+      "desc": "Munch."
     },
     {
-      "name": "galaxy-4",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Star Citizens",
+      "desc": "I'm sure we'll get to eat them eventually."
     },
     {
-      "name": "galaxy-5",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Good Old Galaxies",
+      "desc": "There are some great gems out there."
     }
   ],
   "universe": [
     {
-      "name": "universe-1",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Universal Healthcare",
+      "desc": "Gotta keep everyone in peak condition, right?"
     },
     {
-      "name": "universe-2",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Big Crunch",
+      "desc": "A heckin cromch."
     },
     {
-      "name": "universe-3",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Bigger Cosmological Constant",
+      "desc": "I don't know what this does, but it sure makes things tastier!"
     },
     {
-      "name": "universe-4",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Big Bang 2",
+      "desc": "If the big bang was so good..."
     },
     {
-      "name": "universe-5",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Spacetime Salad",
+      "desc": "Don't forget the quantum salt!"
     }
   ],
   "multiverse": [
     {
-      "name": "multiverse-1",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Theory of Everything",
+      "desc": "My theory: everything is edible."
     },
     {
-      "name": "multiverse-2",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Extradimensional Fork",
+      "desc": "To eat the multiverses with, duh."
     },
     {
-      "name": "multiverse-3",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Multi-Multiverses",
+      "desc": "Eh, why not?"
     },
     {
-      "name": "multiverse-4",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "More Food",
+      "desc": "We're running out of ideas here."
     },
     {
-      "name": "multiverse-5",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Gorge 2",
+      "desc": "Coming Soon™"
     }
   ],
 }