diff --git a/constants.js b/constants.js
index 86b5cf7..2127a96 100644
--- a/constants.js
+++ b/constants.js
@@ -1045,24 +1045,24 @@ const clickVictimUpgradeText = {
 
 const powerupFreqUpgradeText = [
   {
-    name: "powerup-freq-1",
-    desc: "",
+    name: "All-You-Can-Eat",
+    desc: "Pour on the powerups.",
   },
   {
-    name: "powerup-freq-2",
-    desc: "",
+    name: "Buffet",
+    desc: "Chow down on more and more.",
   },
   {
-    name: "powerup-freq-3",
-    desc: "",
+    name: "Bottomless Bowl",
+    desc: "Eat up!",
   },
   {
-    name: "powerup-freq-4",
-    desc: "",
+    name: "Endless Edibles",
+    desc: "For every one you eat, two more appear.",
   },
   {
-    name: "powerup-freq-5",
-    desc: "",
+    name: "UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS",
+    desc: "UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS",
   }
 ]
 // to avoid yoinking stuff from global variables directly...