diff --git a/constants.js b/constants.js
index 23519c1..cb0d8b4 100644
--- a/constants.js
+++ b/constants.js
@@ -474,46 +474,46 @@ let prodUpgradeText = {
   ],
   "town": [
     {
-      "name": "town-1",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Going to Town",
+      "desc": "That's where the food is."
     },
     {
-      "name": "town-2",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Going to Town, II: Revelations",
+      "desc": "That's where the food is, again."
     },
     {
-      "name": "town-3",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Going to Town 0: Origins",
+      "desc": "That's where the food was."
     },
     {
-      "name": "town-4",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Going to Town III: Revengeance",
+      "desc": "Look, it's just how nature works. Food gets ate."
     },
     {
-      "name": "town-5",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Going to Town IV: Endgame",
+      "desc": "Food IS something one considers when eating the universe."
     }
   ],
   "city": [
     {
-      "name": "city-1",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Gridlock",
+      "desc": "Keeps people within arm's reach."
     },
     {
-      "name": "city-2",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Skyscrapers",
+      "desc": "Corn on the cob? Corn on the cob."
     },
     {
-      "name": "city-3",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Protest March",
+      "desc": "\"We have rights!\" chants the crowd. Unfortunately, they also have calories."
     },
     {
-      "name": "city-4",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Urban Sprawl",
+      "desc": "What a lovely spread of Hors d'oeuvres!"
     },
     {
-      "name": "city-5",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "Sim City",
+      "desc": "You wouldn't download a city."
     }
   ],
   "metro": [
@@ -540,8 +540,8 @@ let prodUpgradeText = {
   ],
   "county": [
     {
-      "name": "county-1",
-      "desc": ""
+      "name": "County Roads",
+      "desc": "Eh, close enough."
     },
     {
       "name": "county-2",