From 6f8c69eff2db709b8cbb6a02bcb9931b96bf0d26 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Fen Dweller <chemicalcrux@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 19 Mar 2018 00:34:35 -0400
Subject: [PATCH] Added sadistic piss and scat. Added a way to roughly
 represent a number (millions of people)

---
 recursive-desc.js | 15 ++++++++++++++-
 units.js          | 25 +++++++++++++++++++++++++
 2 files changed, 39 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/recursive-desc.js b/recursive-desc.js
index ad269eb..1f177bf 100644
--- a/recursive-desc.js
+++ b/recursive-desc.js
@@ -681,18 +681,24 @@ function defaultPiss(container, macro, verbose) {
   if (macro.maleParts) {
     if (container.count == 0) {
       return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of piss erupts from your " + macro.describeDick + " cock.";
+    } else if (isSadistic(macro)) {
+      return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of hot, rancid piss erupts from your " + macro.describeDick + " cock, inundating " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a disgusting tide of yellow death."
     } else {
       return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of piss erupts from your " + macro.describeDick + " cock, spraying down " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a shower of golden, musky fluid.";
     }
   } else if (macro.femaleParts) {
     if (container.count == 0) {
       return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of piss erupts from your " + macro.describeVagina + " slit.";
+    } else if (isSadistic(macro)) {
+      return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of hot, rancid piss erupts from your " + macro.describeVagina + " slit, inundating " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a disgusting tide of yellow death."
     } else {
       return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of piss erupts from your " + macro.describeVagina + " slit, spraying down " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a shower of golden, musky fluid.";
     }
   } else {
     if (container.count == 0) {
       return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of piss erupts from between your legs.";
+    } else if (isSadistic(macro)) {
+      return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of hot, rancid piss erupts from between your legs, inundating " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a disgusting tide of yellow death."
     } else {
       return "You sigh with relief as $VOLUME of piss erupts from between your legs, spraying down " + container.describe(verbose) + " in a shower of golden, musky fluid.";
     }
@@ -715,9 +721,16 @@ function defaultBladderVore(container, macro, verbose) {
 }
 
 function defaultScat(container, macro, verbose) {
+  let sum = get_living_prey(container.sum());
   if (macro.scatStorage.amount == 0) {
     return "Your bowels are empty.";
-  } else if (macro.brutality > 0 && macro.scatStorage.victims.amount > 0) {
+  } else if (isSadistic(macro)) {
+    let line = "You squat down, letting out a grunt as your rancid bowels force out a $MASS, $LENGTH-long heap of shit. The fatally-pungent scat buries " + container.describe(verbose) + ", ending " + numberRough(sum,"of") + " lives and entombing them in your shit.";
+    if (macro.scatStorage.victims.count > 0) {
+      line += " Embedded in the vomit-inducing heap are the mangled, crushed remains of " + listSum(macro.scatStorage.victims.sum()) + ", " + numberRough(get_living_prey(macro.scatStorage.victims.sum()), "of") + " living creatures converted to noxious scat by your disgusting depths.";
+    }
+    return line;
+  } else if (macro.brutality > 0 && macro.scatStorage.victims.count > 0) {
     return "You squat down, grunting as your lower guts squeeze out a $MASS, $LENGTH-long log of scat that smothers " + container.describe(verbose) + ". Embedded in the thick, chunky waste are the remains of " + listSum(macro.scatStorage.victims.sum()) + ", now little more than bones and wreckage in your shit.";
   } else {
     return "You squat down, grunting as your lower guts squeeze out a $MASS, $LENGTH-long log of scat that smothers " + container.describe(verbose);
diff --git a/units.js b/units.js
index 3201348..85ea806 100644
--- a/units.js
+++ b/units.js
@@ -4,6 +4,31 @@ function round(number,precision=3) {
   return Math.round(number*Math.pow(10,precision)) / Math.pow(10,precision);
 }
 
+function numberRough(value,suffix="") {
+  var scale = Math.floor(Math.log10(value));
+  switch(scale) {
+    case 0: return "a single";
+    case 1: return "dozens " + suffix;
+    case 2: return "hundreds " + suffix;
+    default:
+      let prefix = "";
+
+      if (scale % 3 == 1)
+        prefix = "tens of ";
+      else if (scale % 3 == 2)
+        prefix = "hundreds of ";
+
+      let order = Math.floor(scale/3);
+
+      switch(order) {
+        case 1: return prefix + "thousands " + suffix;
+        case 2: return prefix + "millions " + suffix;
+        case 3: return prefix + "billions " + suffix;
+        case 4: return prefix + "trillions " + suffix;
+        case 5: return "uncountably many";
+      }
+  }
+}
 function number(value, type="full", precision=3) {
   var val = parseFloat(value);
   switch(type) {