diff --git a/game.js b/game.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4b97357
--- /dev/null
+++ b/game.js
@@ -0,0 +1,99 @@
+var baseHeight = 3.65;
+var baseMass = 1360;
+var scale = 1;
+
+var people = 0;
+var cars = 0;
+
+function scaleAddMass(scale, baseMass, mass)
+{
+ var startMass = Math.pow(scale, 3) * baseMass;
+ var newMass = startMass + mass;
+ return Math.pow(newMass / baseMass, 1/3) ;
+}
+
+function feed()
+{
+ var log = document.getElementById("log");
+ var line = document.createElement('div');
+
+ var prey = new Person(Math.round(scale * scale * (Math.random() / 5 + 1)));
+
+ people += prey.count;
+
+ line.innerHTML = prey.eat();
+ log.appendChild(line);
+
+ var preyMass = prey.sum_property("mass");
+
+ scale = scaleAddMass(scale, baseMass, preyMass);
+
+ update();
+
+ setTimeout(feed, 2500);
+}
+
+function stomp()
+{
+ var log = document.getElementById("log");
+ var line = document.createElement('div');
+
+ var prey = new Person(Math.round(scale * scale * (Math.random() / 4 + 1)));
+
+ people += prey.count;
+
+ line.innerHTML = prey.stomp();
+ log.appendChild(line);
+
+ var preyMass = prey.sum_property("mass")/3;
+
+ scale = scaleAddMass(scale, baseMass, preyMass);
+
+ update();
+
+ setTimeout(stomp, 1500);
+}
+
+function anal_vore()
+{
+ var log = document.getElementById("log");
+ var line = document.createElement('div');
+
+ var prey = new Person(Math.round(scale * scale * 3 * (Math.random() / 3 + 1)));
+
+ people += prey.count;
+
+ line.innerHTML = prey.anal_vore();
+ log.appendChild(line);
+
+ var preyMass = prey.sum_property("mass");
+
+ scale = scaleAddMass(scale, baseMass, preyMass);
+
+ update();
+
+ setTimeout(anal_vore, 4500);
+}
+
+function update()
+{
+ var log = document.getElementById("log");
+
+ log.scrollTop = log.scrollHeight;
+ var height = baseHeight * scale;
+ var mass = baseMass * Math.pow(scale, 3);
+
+ document.getElementById("height").innerHTML = "Height: " + Math.round(height * 3) + " feet";
+ document.getElementById("mass").innerHTML = "Mass: " + Math.round(mass * 2.2) + " pounds";
+
+ document.getElementById("people").innerHTML = "People: " + people;
+ document.getElementById("cars").innerHTML = "Cars: " + cars;
+}
+
+window.addEventListener('load', function(event) {
+ setTimeout(feed, 2500);
+ setTimeout(stomp, 1500);
+ setTimeout(anal_vore, 4500);
+
+ update();
+});
diff --git a/recursive-macro.js b/recursive-macro.js
index 1cd8720..f2ed84c 100644
--- a/recursive-macro.js
+++ b/recursive-macro.js
@@ -83,14 +83,19 @@ function defaultEat(thing) {
return function() { return "You scoop up " + thing.describe() + " and swallow " + (thing.count > 1 ? "them" : "it") + " whole."; }
}
-function defaultMassOne(thing) {
- return 80;
+function defaultAnalVore(thing) {
+ return function() { return "Your ass slams down on " + thing.describe() + ". " + (thing.count > 1 ? "They slide" : "It slides") + " inside with ease."; }
+}
+
+function defaultArea(thing) {
+ return 1;
}
function defaultMass(thing) {
- return function() { return thing.mass_one * thing.count; }
+ return 80;
}
+
function defaultSum(thing) {
return function() {
var counts = {}
@@ -113,14 +118,30 @@ function defaultSum(thing) {
}
}
+function defaultSumProperty(thing) {
+ return function(prop) {
+ var total = 0;
+
+ total += thing[prop] * thing.count;
+
+ for (var key in thing.contents) {
+ if (thing.contents.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
+ total += thing.contents[key].sum_property(prop);
+ }
+ }
+
+ return total;
+ }
+}
+
function DefaultEntity() {
this.stomp = defaultStomp;
this.eat = defaultEat;
this.kick = defaultKick;
+ this.anal_vore = defaultAnalVore;
this.sum = defaultSum;
- this.mass_one = defaultMassOne;
this.mass = defaultMass;
-
+ this.sum_property = defaultSumProperty;
return this;
}
@@ -170,7 +191,8 @@ function EmptyCar(count = 1) {
this.count = count;
this.contents = {};
- this.mass_one = 1000;
+ this.area = 4;
+ this.mass = 1000;
this.describeOne = function() {
color = random_desc(["black","black","gray","gray","blue","red","tan","white","white"]);
@@ -198,7 +220,8 @@ function Car(count = 1) {
this.count = count;
this.contents = {};
- this.mass_one = 1000;
+ this.area = 4;
+ this.mass = 1000;
var amount = distribution(2,5,count);
this.contents.person = new Person(amount);
@@ -229,7 +252,8 @@ function Bus(count = 1) {
this.count = count;
this.contents = {};
- this.mass_one = 3000;
+ this.area = 12;
+ this.mass = 3000;
var amount = distribution(10,35,count);
this.contents.person = new Person(amount);
@@ -259,7 +283,8 @@ function Motorcycle(count = 1) {
this.count = count;
this.contents = {};
- this.mass_one = 200;
+ this.area = 2;
+ this.mass = 200;
var amount = distribution(1,2,count);
this.contents.person = new Person(amount);
@@ -271,7 +296,8 @@ function Train(count = 1) {
this.count = count;
this.contents = {};
- this.mass_one = 10000;
+ this.area = 200;
+ this.mass = 10000;
var amount = distribution(20,60,count);
this.contents.person = new Person(amount);
@@ -283,7 +309,8 @@ function House(count = 1) {
this.count = count;
this.contents = {};
- this.mass_one = 20000;
+ this.area = 400;
+ this.mass = 20000;
var amount = distribution(0,8,count);
this.contents.person = new Person(amount);
@@ -316,7 +343,8 @@ function ParkingGarage(count = 1) {
this.count = count;
this.contents = {};
- this.mass_one = 2000000;
+ this.area = 20000;
+ this.mass = 2000000;
var amount = distribution(10,200,count);
this.contents.person = new Person(amount);
@@ -348,7 +376,8 @@ function Overpass(count = 1) {
this.count = count;
this.contents = {};
- this.mass_one = 4000000;
+ this.area = 20000;
+ this.mass = 1000000;
var amount = distribution(0,20,count);
this.contents.person = new Person(amount);
diff --git a/stroll.html b/stroll.html
index f224e49..c90827d 100644
--- a/stroll.html
+++ b/stroll.html
@@ -5,8 +5,15 @@
Stroll
+
- vore
+
+ It's a nice day for a walk.
+
+
+
+
+