diff --git a/recursive-desc.js b/recursive-desc.js
index 89d502c..3771065 100644
--- a/recursive-desc.js
+++ b/recursive-desc.js
@@ -4836,7 +4836,7 @@ function pickStringChance(chance, ...array) {
? " rubs along your prostate"
: " slides into velvety depths") +
".\
- You moan and clench hard, yanking it in with a wet shlrrp and abruplty silencing its blaring horn."
+ You moan and clench hard, yanking it in with a wet shlrrp that abruptly silences its blaring horn."
);
},
});
diff --git a/units.js b/units.js
index d15321c..277bca5 100644
--- a/units.js
+++ b/units.js
@@ -442,55 +442,51 @@ function customarySymLength(m, singular = false) {
}
function approxLength(m, singular = false) {
- if (m < 25) {
+ if (m < 0.8) {
+ let length = round(m / 0.4, 1);
+ return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " cinderblock" : " cinderblocks");
+ } else if (m < 0.9) {
+ let length = round(1, 1);
+ return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " baseball bat" : " baseball bats");
+ } else if (m < 25) {
let length = round(m / 1.9, 1);
- return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " person" : " people");
+ return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " person" : " people");
} else if (m < 350) {
let length = round(m / 49, 1);
- return (
- length +
- (singular || length == 1 ? " football field" : " football fields")
- );
+ return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " football field" : " football fields");
} else if (m < 20000) {
let length = round(m / 449, 1);
- return (
- length +
- (singular || length == 1
- ? " Empire State Building"
- : " Empire State Buildings")
- );
+ return length +(singular || length == 1 ? " Empire State Building" : " Empire State Buildings");
} else if (m < 2000000) {
let length = round(m / 80467.2, 1);
- return (
- length + (singular || length == 1 ? " Panama Canal" : " Panama Canals")
- );
+ return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " Panama Canal" : " Panama Canals");
} else if (m < 3474574 * 2) {
let length = round(m / 3474574, 1);
- return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " Moon" : " moons");
+ return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " Moon" : " moons");
} else if (m < 12.742e6 * 130) {
let length = round(m / 12.742e6, 2);
- return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " Earth" : " earths");
+ return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " Earth" : " earths");
} else if (m < 149.6e12) {
let length = round(m / 149.6e9, 3);
- return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " AU" : " AUs");
+ return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " AU" : " AUs");
} else if (m < 9.4607e22) {
let length = round(m / 9.4607e15, 3);
- return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " light year" : " light years");
+ return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " light year" : " light years");
} else if (m < 3e19) {
let length = round(m / 3.0856776e16, 3);
- return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " parsec" : " parsecs");
+ return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " parsec" : " parsecs");
} else if (m < 3e22) {
let length = round(m / 3.0856776e19, 3);
- return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " kiloparsec" : " kiloparsecs");
+ return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " kiloparsec" : " kiloparsecs");
} else if (m < 3e25) {
let length = round(m / 3.0856776e22, 3);
- return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " megaparsec" : " megaparsecs");
+ return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " megaparsec" : " megaparsecs");
} else if (m < 3e28) {
let length = round(m / 3.0856776e25, 3);
- return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " gigaparsec" : " gigaparsecss");
+ return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " gigaparsec" : " gigaparsecss");
} else {
let length = round(m / 3.0856776e28, 3);
- return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " teraparsec" : " teraparsecs");
+ return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " teraparsec" : " teraparsecs");
}
}