| @@ -666,70 +666,70 @@ let prodUpgradeText = { | |||
| "desc": "It's a regional emergency! Feed the poor beast!" | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "Two Capitals", | |||
| "desc": "Whilst you devour one, the other is being rebuilt. So efficient!" | |||
| "name": "Arcologies", | |||
| "desc": "Just put everyone in one building. One big building." | |||
| } | |||
| ], | |||
| "country": [ | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "Country Roads", | |||
| "desc": "Take me hooooooome / to the plaaaaaace / where GULP" | |||
| "desc": "Take me hooooooome / to the plaaaaaace / where GULP." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "Election Mawnth", | |||
| "desc": "Get out the vote! Get in the monster!" | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "country-3", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Voretime Economy", | |||
| "desc": "Better than a wartime economy." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "country-4", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Two-Party Stomach", | |||
| "desc": "We take the parties, and we put them in the stomach. Truly bipartisan!" | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "country-5", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| } | |||
| "name": "Civil Vore", | |||
| "desc": "I ran out of puns." | |||
| }, | |||
| ], | |||
| "continent": [ | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "continent-1", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Continental Drift", | |||
| "desc": "Drifting right into your mouth." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "continent-2", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Queso", | |||
| "desc": "To go with the continent chips." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "continent-3", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "More Queso", | |||
| "desc": "To go with the queso and the continent chips." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "continent-4", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Pangaea", | |||
| "desc": "It's like a BIG corn chip." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "continent-5", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Extra Dip", | |||
| "desc": "MORE." | |||
| } | |||
| ], | |||
| "planet": [ | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "planet-1", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Flat Earth Rebuttal", | |||
| "desc": "A flat earth wouldn't have the chewy center." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "planet-2", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Extra Quarters", | |||
| "desc": "To put in the gumball machine." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "planet-3", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Earth-Like Planets", | |||
| "desc": "They're a *lot* easier to eat than the gas giants." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "planet-4", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Ringworlds", | |||
| "desc": "They're artificial, yes, but they're very nutritious." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "BFG", | |||
| @@ -738,90 +738,90 @@ let prodUpgradeText = { | |||
| ], | |||
| "solar-system": [ | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "solar-system-1", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Sol Survivor", | |||
| "desc": "Just kidding! Sol didn't survive." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "solar-system-2", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Solar Snacks", | |||
| "desc": "Betcha' can't just eat one." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "solar-system-3", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Orbital Plain", | |||
| "desc": "Sometimes you just want the vanilla flavor." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "solar-system-4", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Comet Cruncher", | |||
| "desc": "A refreshing icy treat." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "solar-system-5", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Vorrery", | |||
| "desc": "Orrery. Vorrery. Heh." | |||
| } | |||
| ], | |||
| "galaxy": [ | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "galaxy-1", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Galactic Hitman", | |||
| "desc": "You're basically a hitman, right? You're taking people out." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "galaxy-2", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Mass Effect", | |||
| "desc": "All of the mass you're eating is gonna have an effect on your waistline." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "galaxy-3", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Star Vores", | |||
| "desc": "Munch." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "galaxy-4", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Star Citizens", | |||
| "desc": "I'm sure we'll get to eat them eventually." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "galaxy-5", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Good Old Galaxies", | |||
| "desc": "There are some great gems out there." | |||
| } | |||
| ], | |||
| "universe": [ | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "universe-1", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Universal Healthcare", | |||
| "desc": "Gotta keep everyone in peak condition, right?" | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "universe-2", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Big Crunch", | |||
| "desc": "A heckin cromch." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "universe-3", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Bigger Cosmological Constant", | |||
| "desc": "I don't know what this does, but it sure makes things tastier!" | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "universe-4", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Big Bang 2", | |||
| "desc": "If the big bang was so good..." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "universe-5", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Spacetime Salad", | |||
| "desc": "Don't forget the quantum salt!" | |||
| } | |||
| ], | |||
| "multiverse": [ | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "multiverse-1", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Theory of Everything", | |||
| "desc": "My theory: everything is edible." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "multiverse-2", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Extradimensional Fork", | |||
| "desc": "To eat the multiverses with, duh." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "multiverse-3", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Multi-Multiverses", | |||
| "desc": "Eh, why not?" | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "multiverse-4", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "More Food", | |||
| "desc": "We're running out of ideas here." | |||
| }, | |||
| { | |||
| "name": "multiverse-5", | |||
| "desc": "" | |||
| "name": "Gorge 2", | |||
| "desc": "Coming Soon™" | |||
| } | |||
| ], | |||
| } | |||