| @@ -666,70 +666,70 @@ let prodUpgradeText = { | |||||
| "desc": "It's a regional emergency! Feed the poor beast!" | "desc": "It's a regional emergency! Feed the poor beast!" | ||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "Two Capitals", | |||||
| "desc": "Whilst you devour one, the other is being rebuilt. So efficient!" | |||||
| "name": "Arcologies", | |||||
| "desc": "Just put everyone in one building. One big building." | |||||
| } | } | ||||
| ], | ], | ||||
| "country": [ | "country": [ | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "Country Roads", | "name": "Country Roads", | ||||
| "desc": "Take me hooooooome / to the plaaaaaace / where GULP" | |||||
| "desc": "Take me hooooooome / to the plaaaaaace / where GULP." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "Election Mawnth", | "name": "Election Mawnth", | ||||
| "desc": "Get out the vote! Get in the monster!" | "desc": "Get out the vote! Get in the monster!" | ||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "country-3", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Voretime Economy", | |||||
| "desc": "Better than a wartime economy." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "country-4", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Two-Party Stomach", | |||||
| "desc": "We take the parties, and we put them in the stomach. Truly bipartisan!" | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "country-5", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| } | |||||
| "name": "Civil Vore", | |||||
| "desc": "I ran out of puns." | |||||
| }, | |||||
| ], | ], | ||||
| "continent": [ | "continent": [ | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "continent-1", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Continental Drift", | |||||
| "desc": "Drifting right into your mouth." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "continent-2", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Queso", | |||||
| "desc": "To go with the continent chips." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "continent-3", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "More Queso", | |||||
| "desc": "To go with the queso and the continent chips." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "continent-4", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Pangaea", | |||||
| "desc": "It's like a BIG corn chip." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "continent-5", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Extra Dip", | |||||
| "desc": "MORE." | |||||
| } | } | ||||
| ], | ], | ||||
| "planet": [ | "planet": [ | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "planet-1", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Flat Earth Rebuttal", | |||||
| "desc": "A flat earth wouldn't have the chewy center." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "planet-2", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Extra Quarters", | |||||
| "desc": "To put in the gumball machine." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "planet-3", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Earth-Like Planets", | |||||
| "desc": "They're a *lot* easier to eat than the gas giants." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "planet-4", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Ringworlds", | |||||
| "desc": "They're artificial, yes, but they're very nutritious." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "BFG", | "name": "BFG", | ||||
| @@ -738,90 +738,90 @@ let prodUpgradeText = { | |||||
| ], | ], | ||||
| "solar-system": [ | "solar-system": [ | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "solar-system-1", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Sol Survivor", | |||||
| "desc": "Just kidding! Sol didn't survive." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "solar-system-2", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Solar Snacks", | |||||
| "desc": "Betcha' can't just eat one." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "solar-system-3", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Orbital Plain", | |||||
| "desc": "Sometimes you just want the vanilla flavor." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "solar-system-4", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Comet Cruncher", | |||||
| "desc": "A refreshing icy treat." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "solar-system-5", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Vorrery", | |||||
| "desc": "Orrery. Vorrery. Heh." | |||||
| } | } | ||||
| ], | ], | ||||
| "galaxy": [ | "galaxy": [ | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "galaxy-1", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Galactic Hitman", | |||||
| "desc": "You're basically a hitman, right? You're taking people out." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "galaxy-2", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Mass Effect", | |||||
| "desc": "All of the mass you're eating is gonna have an effect on your waistline." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "galaxy-3", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Star Vores", | |||||
| "desc": "Munch." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "galaxy-4", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Star Citizens", | |||||
| "desc": "I'm sure we'll get to eat them eventually." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "galaxy-5", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Good Old Galaxies", | |||||
| "desc": "There are some great gems out there." | |||||
| } | } | ||||
| ], | ], | ||||
| "universe": [ | "universe": [ | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "universe-1", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Universal Healthcare", | |||||
| "desc": "Gotta keep everyone in peak condition, right?" | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "universe-2", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Big Crunch", | |||||
| "desc": "A heckin cromch." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "universe-3", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Bigger Cosmological Constant", | |||||
| "desc": "I don't know what this does, but it sure makes things tastier!" | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "universe-4", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Big Bang 2", | |||||
| "desc": "If the big bang was so good..." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "universe-5", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Spacetime Salad", | |||||
| "desc": "Don't forget the quantum salt!" | |||||
| } | } | ||||
| ], | ], | ||||
| "multiverse": [ | "multiverse": [ | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "multiverse-1", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Theory of Everything", | |||||
| "desc": "My theory: everything is edible." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "multiverse-2", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Extradimensional Fork", | |||||
| "desc": "To eat the multiverses with, duh." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "multiverse-3", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Multi-Multiverses", | |||||
| "desc": "Eh, why not?" | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "multiverse-4", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "More Food", | |||||
| "desc": "We're running out of ideas here." | |||||
| }, | }, | ||||
| { | { | ||||
| "name": "multiverse-5", | |||||
| "desc": "" | |||||
| "name": "Gorge 2", | |||||
| "desc": "Coming Soon™" | |||||
| } | } | ||||
| ], | ], | ||||
| } | } | ||||