recursive-desc.js

@@ -4836,7 +4836,7 @@ function pickStringChance(chance, ...array) {
           ? " rubs along your prostate"
           : " slides into velvety depths") +
         ".\
-    You moan and clench hard, yanking it in with a wet <i>shlrrp</i> and abruplty silencing its blaring horn."
+    You moan and clench hard, yanking it in with a wet <i>shlrrp</i> that abruptly silences its blaring horn."
       );
     },
   });

units.js

@@ -442,55 +442,51 @@ function customarySymLength(m, singular = false) {
 }
 
 function approxLength(m, singular = false) {
-  if (m < 25) {
+  if (m < 0.8) {
+    let length = round(m / 0.4, 1);
+      return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " cinderblock" : " cinderblocks");
+  } else if (m < 0.9) {
+    let length = round(1, 1);
+      return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " baseball bat" : " baseball bats");
+  } else if (m < 25) {
     let length = round(m / 1.9, 1);
-    return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " person" : " people");
+      return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " person" : " people");
   } else if (m < 350) {
     let length = round(m / 49, 1);
-    return (
-      length +
-      (singular || length == 1 ? " football field" : " football fields")
-    );
+      return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " football field" : " football fields");
   } else if (m < 20000) {
     let length = round(m / 449, 1);
-    return (
-      length +
-      (singular || length == 1
-        ? " Empire State Building"
-        : " Empire State Buildings")
-    );
+      return length +(singular || length == 1 ? " Empire State Building" : " Empire State Buildings");
   } else if (m < 2000000) {
     let length = round(m / 80467.2, 1);
-    return (
-      length + (singular || length == 1 ? " Panama Canal" : " Panama Canals")
-    );
+      return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " Panama Canal" : " Panama Canals");
   } else if (m < 3474574 * 2) {
     let length = round(m / 3474574, 1);
-    return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " Moon" : " moons");
+      return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " Moon" : " moons");
   } else if (m < 12.742e6 * 130) {
     let length = round(m / 12.742e6, 2);
-    return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " Earth" : " earths");
+      return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " Earth" : " earths");
   } else if (m < 149.6e12) {
     let length = round(m / 149.6e9, 3);
-    return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " AU" : " AUs");
+      return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " AU" : " AUs");
   } else if (m < 9.4607e22) {
     let length = round(m / 9.4607e15, 3);
-    return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " light year" : " light years");
+      return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " light year" : " light years");
   } else if (m < 3e19) {
     let length = round(m / 3.0856776e16, 3);
-    return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " parsec" : " parsecs");
+      return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " parsec" : " parsecs");
   } else if (m < 3e22) {
     let length = round(m / 3.0856776e19, 3);
-    return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " kiloparsec" : " kiloparsecs");
+      return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " kiloparsec" : " kiloparsecs");
   } else if (m < 3e25) {
     let length = round(m / 3.0856776e22, 3);
-    return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " megaparsec" : " megaparsecs");
+      return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " megaparsec" : " megaparsecs");
   } else if (m < 3e28) {
     let length = round(m / 3.0856776e25, 3);
-    return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " gigaparsec" : " gigaparsecss");
+      return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " gigaparsec" : " gigaparsecss");
   } else {
     let length = round(m / 3.0856776e28, 3);
-    return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " teraparsec" : " teraparsecs");
+      return length + (singular || length == 1 ? " teraparsec" : " teraparsecs");
   }
 }